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Time for another Wednesday Ride
I (Rebecca) cannot attend this week, but I have it on good faith that James will be present to lead folks on yet another edition of the Wednesday Ride.
Please come out and join us – while our goal is an “intermediate” pace, “intermediate” can vary, depending on the fitness levels and speed of whomever shows up. The most important thing is to be willing to work with others and be patient to make the ride challenging, but fun.
Details for the ride:
Meet at 5:30 by the Flagpole, roll out at ~5:45, and if you’re running late let James know (before 5:20, e-mail james-dot-allan-dot-robertson at alumni.nd.edu).
We’ll average around 16 mph for 32 miles total (that will take 2 hours and change). We regroup at the end of each section to make sure no one gets lost or left behind, and there’s a stop at a gas station partway in to refuel (ha!). If you’re feeling frisky and reach regroup points fast, you can always add bonus miles by U-turning and doing additional laps. Why not?
Route: http://ridewithgps.com/routes/4665389
Bring water (2 bottles recommended), strap on your helment, fire up your bike lights, check to make sure you’ve got a snack and your toolbag, and join us!
Join us for Bicycle-Friendly Fridays!
Every Friday, a group of bicyclists meets up at the Blue Baker on Dominik Drive for breakfast and conversation about all things bicycling. We would love to have your company! People generally start appearing a few minutes after 7 am, and then filter out sometime between 7:40 and 9 am, depending on the amount of time it takes to get to work. Bike-Friendly Fridays are a great way to get to know some of the area bicyclists, share experiences, and hatch schemes for future bicycling adventures. Come join us this Friday!